Exhausted all the time? Moody, puffy, forgetful? Can’t lose weight no matter how clean you eat or how hard you try?
You’re not crazy — and you’re not alone.
So many midlife women are quietly struggling with symptoms that are dismissed, misunderstood, or misdiagnosed. And more often than not, the thyroid is at the center of the story.
Let’s talk about it — with truth, compassion, and a little sass.
This Free Talk Will Cover:
Functional medicine is not just another trend; it’s a game-changing approach for those who want to understand their body and take control of their health. In this session, you’ll learn:
The Midlife Shift—What’s Happening to Your Mind & Body?
Why hormonal changes impact everything from memory to mood
How cortisol, estrogen, and progesterone affect your brain
Anxiety, Depression & Brain Fog—What’s Normal, What’s Not?
How menopause-related anxiety is different from everyday stress
Recognizing the signs of midlife depression (and what to do about it)
Root Causes & Triggers—Why You Feel “Off”
The gut-brain connection & inflammation’s role in mental health
The impact of stress, sleep, and nutrition on brain function
You’ve been told “everything’s normal” but you don’t feel normal
You’re in perimenopause or menopause and feeling more tired, foggy, or flat
You’ve struggled with your weight, mood, or cycles without clear answers
You’re curious about functional medicine and hormone health
You want to understand your body better — without being dismissed
Bring your questions, your curiosity, and your open heart. I’ll meet you there.
I’m a Certified Nurse Midwife and Functional Medicine Provider with 15+ years of experience helping women make sense of their symptoms and feel like themselves again. I believe in root-cause care, real talk, and respectful partnership.
If your body feels unfamiliar — like something shifted and no one’s helping you figure it out — I made this event for you.
Personalized Supplements: We have contracted with Designs For Health to provide a high quality, safe, and effective detox protocol that will combine protein-based meal-replacement shakes with herbal and nutritional supplements.
Comprehensive Plan: 1 engaging evening of education, 14 days of cleansing with supplements, a 28-day food plan, and a lifetime of improved wellness.
Tools for Success: A fully equipped kit with printed resources and weekly coaching sessions to make your detox journey easy and effective.
This isn’t your grandma’s thyroid talk. It’s science-backed, soul-centered, and full of tools you can actually use.
✨ Don’t wait — register now and join us July 17th!
"Donna is knowledgeable, compassionate, and totally focused on the WHOLE person. She digs deep to find the root cause of dysfunction. I HIGHLY recommend her!"
"Donna at Midlife Midwife is exceptional! Her personalized approach to menopause care is transformative. She listens deeply and truly cares. She's a gem in women's health!"
"Donna is a wealth of knowledge in women's health! She tailors care to each individual with patience and expertise. I highly recommend her!"
"This is a really different and personal approach to my health! I’m already grateful for all the care Donna has provided. I highly recommend her!"
"I'm incredibly grateful to Donna for helping me reclaim my health! After years of persistent inflammation, I found a caring and professional practitioner dedicated to finding the root cause of my pain...Donna and Midlife Midwife Functional Health are where you need to be."
"I highly recommend this program to anyone serious about making a lasting change in their lifestyle. Thank you, Donna, for this amazing journey!"
"Donna at Midwife Midlife Functional Health is truly a gem! She has been an incredible source of knowledge, support, and care—not just for me, but now for my family... In just 3 months, I am already seeing improvements in my lab results."
"I’ve known Donna for years and knew I had to work with her when she started her own practice. She guided me through an elimination diet and truly listened to my concerns. Donna is honest, responsive, and focused on getting to the root cause. Her professionalism and holistic care are outstanding. I highly recommend her."
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